Bad Cop Jokes

If Ray Rice wanted to beat women and keep his job, he should have been a cop.

Cops get up early to beat the crowds.

Cops and their own Funerals

Has anyone else noticed that cops drive more like dicks after a funeral for another cop, expecting everyone to bow down to their feelings? Normal people die and are forgotten every day who have a more positive impact on individuals and society, who demand no special tribute. We all die, so why should some be more important than others even after death?